Assholes have been around since the dawn of time itself, from the first caveman who killed for shits and giggles to the first ever bloke to be called "CUNT!" in public. Contrary to popular belief we are not hipsters. We are nihilistic hippies, disillusioned idealists, curmudgeons, misanthropes, artists, musicians, writers, poets, cunts, fuck-buddies, drunks, tea-heads, junkies, music snobs, elitists, internet trolls, bored, happy, rich, poor, primal, primitive, impulsive, lewd, hate personified, flowers of the same fucking feather flocking together... we are assholes.

  1. People pay lip service to saving the planet, but they don’t – they fail to make the big leap that if you want to save the planet, kill your fucking self. The planet will be saved without you. And what a delightful place it’ll be. Welcome. It’s a new thing I’m working on, called “The Comedy of Hate”. Join in.
    — Bill Hicks

    01:12 18th Mar 2010