Assholes have been around since the dawn of time itself, from the first caveman who killed for shits and giggles to the first ever bloke to be called "CUNT!" in public. Contrary to popular belief we are not hipsters. We are nihilistic hippies, disillusioned idealists, curmudgeons, misanthropes, artists, musicians, writers, poets, cunts, fuck-buddies, drunks, tea-heads, junkies, music snobs, elitists, internet trolls, bored, happy, rich, poor, primal, primitive, impulsive, lewd, hate personified, flowers of the same fucking feather flocking together... we are assholes.

  1. Religion.

    It’s like a bad “Aristocrats” joke that dragged on for far too long.

    01:31 18th Mar 2010