Assholes have been around since the dawn of time itself, from the first caveman who killed for shits and giggles to the first ever bloke to be called "CUNT!" in public. Contrary to popular belief we are not hipsters. We are nihilistic hippies, disillusioned idealists, curmudgeons, misanthropes, artists, musicians, writers, poets, cunts, fuck-buddies, drunks, tea-heads, junkies, music snobs, elitists, internet trolls, bored, happy, rich, poor, primal, primitive, impulsive, lewd, hate personified, flowers of the same fucking feather flocking together... we are assholes.
THINGS I HATE NUMERO TRES: STUPIDITY
Especially stupid people on the internet. Hey, I am not saying I’m the smartest guy in the universe, but I do read and I am eager to learn. And I’m not talking about academics either. I didn’t finish college, but I felt like I did learn a bunch of stuff ever since I dropped out of that IT course… much more than what I would’ve learned if I did finish the course, in fact. For mankind to flourish, it is important that we don’t lose that desire to be smarter. Read a book, learn a new word every day. Learn about different cultures, read about history on your free time, open your mind to new experiences. You are given a tool (the internet) to make all of these things possible and easier. It’s not just for telling people what you ate for breakfast you guys.