Assholes have been around since the dawn of time itself, from the first caveman who killed for shits and giggles to the first ever bloke to be called "CUNT!" in public. Contrary to popular belief we are not hipsters. We are nihilistic hippies, disillusioned idealists, curmudgeons, misanthropes, artists, musicians, writers, poets, cunts, fuck-buddies, drunks, tea-heads, junkies, music snobs, elitists, internet trolls, bored, happy, rich, poor, primal, primitive, impulsive, lewd, hate personified, flowers of the same fucking feather flocking together... we are assholes.

  1. ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO TAKE EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY Come on guys, we’re assholes. We like having fun, albeit at your expense. We will never apologize for that. When you get riled up over trivial matters, you’re doing nothing but feeding the trolls. Consider this a test. The more you get pissed, the more we will make you get pissed. It’s that simple. We like inciting chaos. In fact, we thrive on chaos. We wouldn’t make fun of you if we didn’t find anything wrong though, and everything you’re doing right now is just plain stupid, hence you’re easy fucking targets.

    ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO TAKE EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY

    Come on guys, we’re assholes. We like having fun, albeit at your expense. We will never apologize for that. When you get riled up over trivial matters, you’re doing nothing but feeding the trolls. Consider this a test. The more you get pissed, the more we will make you get pissed. It’s that simple. We like inciting chaos. In fact, we thrive on chaos. We wouldn’t make fun of you if we didn’t find anything wrong though, and everything you’re doing right now is just plain stupid, hence you’re easy fucking targets.

    00:26 19th Mar 2010