Assholes have been around since the dawn of time itself, from the first caveman who killed for shits and giggles to the first ever bloke to be called "CUNT!" in public. Contrary to popular belief we are not hipsters. We are nihilistic hippies, disillusioned idealists, curmudgeons, misanthropes, artists, musicians, writers, poets, cunts, fuck-buddies, drunks, tea-heads, junkies, music snobs, elitists, internet trolls, bored, happy, rich, poor, primal, primitive, impulsive, lewd, hate personified, flowers of the same fucking feather flocking together... we are assholes.

  1. For every optimistic, smart, talented government official there’s a thousand lying, cheating, RATS waiting in the sidelines to pick them apart and lie and cheat their way to the top. Are you sure you have the patience to sort the good ones from the bad?  No, I am not voting in the coming elections. And no, it’s not out of apathy. It’s out of disappointment. I say, we just give them all knives and have them fight each other to the death. Whoever survives gets the job. Hey, at least we’ll know they’re dedicated enough that they are willing to risk their lives for the position right?  Pic unrelated. 

    For every optimistic, smart, talented government official there’s a thousand lying, cheating, RATS waiting in the sidelines to pick them apart and lie and cheat their way to the top. Are you sure you have the patience to sort the good ones from the bad? 

    No, I am not voting in the coming elections. And no, it’s not out of apathy. It’s out of disappointment. I say, we just give them all knives and have them fight each other to the death. Whoever survives gets the job. Hey, at least we’ll know they’re dedicated enough that they are willing to risk their lives for the position right? 

    Pic unrelated. 

    06:34 28th Mar 2010